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List of excuses


Let's just get this outta the way before the race.  Here is a list of exuses for my slacking off during the race (in order of likelihood of occurrence):

My back/neck/foot/leg/elbow hurts
I need to drink some of the beer before Tirpak finishes it all
Sand in my shorts
I'm sleepy
Mechanical issues
Bad weather
Bad crash
I'm in danger of ending up on the podium

Comments

chris said…
And at number one on the list ... I'm a sissy!
April 28, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Brad Baker said…
Says the designated drinker!
April 28, 2009 at 10:18 PM
chris said…
Mr. Designated Drinker to you son!
April 29, 2009 at 9:21 AM
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